Selling 6.3 million copies in its first week, Blizzard’s newest game Diablo 3 found its way into households around the world. One gamer, however, did not purchase the hack and slash, and the Catholic Church has found that feat worthy of sainthood.
Matt Buchholtz, member of BOXSEATS.tv, is the 8,051st saint to be canonized. Rumor has it that members of the Vatican are pushing Buchholtz due to his appeal to a “younger generation” of Catholics.
When reached for comment, Buchholtz stated that he had not yet purchased the game due to arthritis, not theological conflicts.