Oh, I’m sorry. This post was made by entirely by accident. Ben’s arm slipped and hit the keyboard, and it spelled all of this out, then posted it. Even that last sentence. And that last sentence. And so on.
Here’s a trajectory of the buttons hit by the arm slip and how they spelled out this blog entry’s first sentence:
This is still the accident. Even the above image. When Ben’s arm hit the keyboard, in addition to typing everything thus far, it also opened up Microsoft Paint. The keyboard diagram that spells out how the first sentence was made by accident was also made by accident. As well as this entire paragraph.
You might be wondering how so many characters that form coherent words and, in turn, sentences, as well as an elaborate MS Paint image that was successfully saved and uploaded no less, were generated by the slip of an arm. Well, I’d answer that, but I’m not Ben consciously typing this. I’m still just a randomly generated string of characters — the most bizarre, elaborate, letter-by-letter coincidence in the history of time.
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